a tall story :p




brief introduction:
remember the Melanine scare and how it affect you and me because we could no longer chow on Milo straight from the sachet, Smarties, Mentos - the fresh maker, Polo and Kinder Bueno (alien to me). And what exactly is this Melanine thingy that commonly found in white crystals rich in nitrogen which is used mainly in manufacturing of plastics, dishware, whiteboards, fertilizers and many more? *bwahaha* Anyway, this abomination predominantly found in Milk powder and is NO way in regard with Chinese noodles or even LUCKY ME for christ sake! lol.






the sceneario:

*carefully eyeing the Ponkan in the fruit stand*

moi: 3 ponkan please
costumer 1: owner, how much is this pokan? Is this China import? You know, the Melanine in their products.
costumer 2: Yeah! Is the fruit safe? We should really inspect what we buy like this fruits here in case there is melanine thingy. Yay, don't touch anything with China stickers there!! **pointing at the poor bananas**
owner: huh?!
moi & owner: what????






I therefor conclude:
"Fresh" fruits are tantamount to PROCESSED foods! Baka ka, omai wa?!! bwahahahaha!


Payong kaibigan, save yourself the energy to comprehend this logic you'll wear yourself out. This is definitely deadlier than krytonite and more devouring than cretures of gay bars. Kaya nga FRESH diba? may fresh ba na processed? hallllerrrr!!! ang sarap pag-umpugin ng dalawang ale, may ganong effect talaga ha? naloka ako sa kanila ng bonggang-bongga! whew yon lang.





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:)