Nothing good on TV. Burned-out playing Play Station. Nothing else left to do except lying around scratching my stomach while skimming the house. Oh look! The fu-riiii-dge!! I know there is still some left-over chocolate moist from last night! Why don't I just stuff myself with this since I have nothing better to do than to sit on my lazy butt and try to make it wider?

Nope. That was never a good idea. You have no idea how many times I drowned myself with green, red and rainbow-colored tea just to purge the former residents of the fridge out of my digestive system?! So I gave myself, ok you too if you feel the same way, options I can think of to indulge in than doing nothing and wondering what's inside the fu-riii-dge during my 4-week vacation in work free-paradise - beyond the realm of chocolate moist, Goldilocks and everlasting spaghetti (never did our fridge miss the absence of spaghetti since time immemorial).




#1 MONEY. MONEY. MONEYYYYY!!!
So, i've worried myself about not having anything to spend on my guilty pleasures during the hibernation--i mean VACATION because no amount of plea, tears and incoherent acting will convince my parents that i need money despite the fact that i'll probably be home most of the time. Damn skippy!

I did think about it. My parents gave me a little allowance to fatten myself. But did I ever actually work for the money i'm being given? (Aside from the chores I do - which I shouldn't be asking money for! hahaha) Nope! So self, why the hell not get your ass a Job? Right, be amiable to your parents once-in-a blue moon.



#2. WORK IT!
First of all, physical fitness does NOT automatically mean hoping to have the gorgeous body of a super model (oh, well it's not bad for a bonus). It means having a body healthy enough to hopefully get you and me to our 115th birthday and keep our stomach indistinguishable from our boobs. hehe! And of course, one way to get there is forced EXCERCISE and cramp our whole body.

Ok, that's exaggeration. I'll just think enrolling myself to a gym or better yet I'll kick some ass in Aikido, that way I'll be closer to achieving immortality!!! Well, no. But i'll be very busy to lie around scratching myself to sleep right?



#3. LEARN!
I'm kind of a big klutz when it comes to music. So, I think it's a fun way to forced myself to learn playing the piano and know how deaf-note I am. hahaha! But then again i'm dying to play Pachelbel's Canon in D Major and Bach and Schubert and Debussy! (thunder!! ambisyosa!)



#4. LEARN AGAIN!
More learning, but this time learn how to drive! But that doesn't mean I have to have a car of my own, just the fact that I know how to drive is enough. Coolness. :p

Ok, main reason is that Father had been hinting that he wanted to give the big car to me. It is a pajero-like car and huge enough for me to drive. All I want as of now is a beetle car but then again, if they give the big car, then i'll graciously accept it (pa-demure!) hehehe




Wow. I think i'm seriously thinking i'm going to do all that because i am now in a dangerous territory of facing the possibility of being taken by mind-numbing boredom - which simply cannot be allowed if I still want to fit in my current jeans! Hopefully in the nick of time I can use these strategies on (cue: cheesy thundering voice) HOW TO DITCH BOREDOM!! I just hope this will work or else I'll be buying myself another piece of jeans and tees!! grrrr